this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
someone cuddle w me and whisper words of affection in my ears and treat me like a princess
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.
NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:
- Are tanned
- Drink copious amounts of alcohol
- Like sport
- Can magically surf
- Say G’Day Mate
- Have ridden an emu to school at least once
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash