jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

godgender:

someone cuddle w me and whisper words of affection in my ears and treat me like a princess

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

canyounotelmo:

That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.

a-studyinsonic:

NOT ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Are tanned
  • Good-looking
  • Drink copious amounts of alcohol
  • Like sport
  • Can magically surf
  • Say G’Day Mate

ALL AUSTRALIANS:

  • Have ridden an emu to school at least once

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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